Oh, and here's a picture of me performing a kung-fu pose. Y'know, for the ladies.
I am not one of you. I come from an ancient time. I am known as The Kicker of Elves.
I am also known as The Angel Crusher! Or, wait, no, that's a Tenacious D lyric. I'm fairly certain I'm not Tenacious D.
Anyway, you can just call me Hellchimp5, Unholy Terror of the Underworld. There's really not much to say about me.
I mean, if I were interesting, or had interesting things happen to me, would I be spending my
time making a webpage? Don't you criticize me, you're the one reading it. Loser. Anyhow, if you have
anything to say to me, you can reach me at Hellchimp5@gmail.com. Really, anything
at all. So lonely...
Oh, and here's a picture of me performing a kung-fu pose. Y'know, for the ladies.